Get Off My Lawn! (Part 3)

As nice as a pit of gravel looks, I do have loftier plans for the rain garden.  In the short time since I dug the trench, deluges of rain have already eroded meandering rivulets through the lawn as it slopes towards the neighbor’s yard.  This, I note, will need to be addressed long-term, as looking outside I can see that his yard is flooded (although I don’t think I’m the sole cause of it).  Amusingly, as if through divine grace, the pond which has collected thoroughly respects the property delineation, defying the normal expectations of water as there doesn’t seem to be much variation in elevation back there.  Surely it’s some form of retribution for his throwing fireplace ashes onto my side, or because his kids use my yard as a highway (see the first post of this project).  Thank you, universe.

It is for these two reasons: aesthetics and drainage, that I intend to plant things in this rain garden.  But what?  I could consult my family and their collective expanse of natural science degrees, or I could needlessly peruse the opinions of those whose experience and education level I have no way of verifying.  Surely the latter was the better option.

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It’s like a dandelion, only cooler

But first, let’s revisit an earlier time, when we had first purchased the property.  Being the former home of an elderly woman, the yard and gardens were somewhat neglected.  Well, they still are, but I’m getting to it.  Anyway, the gardens immediately adjacent to the house and deck were hastily made presentable for showing by someone throwing down inches of mulch.  I’m not even certain there were gardens, as every time I dig in one of them I hit concrete and bricks.  Three things survived this onslaught of woody biomass: a series of yew bushes, nightshade, and some mystery ugly woody plant that I figured for a weed.  I’ve since then ripped out all the nightshade for obvious reasons, once my daughter exclaimed in delight that there were miniature tomatoes growing (however taxonomically accurate–her extended family would be proud).  But I didn’t get around to the woody plant.  Then winter came and it went to seed.  It produced these very interesting looking pods, which my wife harvested and brought inside, mentioning a future arts and crafts project.

Fast-forward back to the present.  Ultimately I decided native plants would be the hardiest, and I also wanted plants that would double for a butterfly garden.  And what do monarch butterflies like?  Milkweed of course, and there it was on the list of native plants appropriate for water gardens.  And, my sister had included it in her doomsday gift to me–I mean birthday.  It’s a cool gift, though it does kind of looks like the starter kit to a seed vault in my basement (20 different strains of squash, for example).  Family was always very important to her, and here she is looking after me for a future apocalypse.  They’re also meticulously labeled, consistent with the strain of OCD that plagues our genes (I’ve since catalogued all the seeds in a spreadsheet).

And so, with all the dramatic flair that one can assign to the task of dropping a few seeds into a pot of dirt, I dropped a few of the seeds into a pot of dirt.  The next day I was browsing the internet instead of working and I caught a glimpse of an image of a milkweed plant.  Specifically, I saw a milkweed seed pod and thought how familiar it looked.  It wasn’t until later in the day that I realized the seed pods my wife had harvested were milkweed–the pods which I had ended up moving to the shelf on top of my indoor grow lights, right next to the box of all the seeds my sister gave me.

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Milkweed in the winter

Now I debate: was that weed in the garden really as ugly as I remember?  It’s only a stick right now so I can’t tell.  But it seems pointless to plant milkweed when I already have it growing.  Maybe I’ll transplant some jewelweed instead.

–Simon