Simon has lived, as he puts it, a "transient existence", with little affiliation to a geographic region, religion, or political party. And that's probably because he moved a lot. Or he's just getting old and doesn't believe anything people tell him. Stay off his lawn.
He's a husband, father, homeowner, techie, gardener, and casual gamer. Much can be inferred from that lineup.
He also has a B.A. in History and works with identity authentication products for a Financial company.
And he likes bourbon, of which he drinks too much and begins to philosophize.